In journalism school, you’re taught to look at a whole layout, to see how everything does or does not work together. Here are some reasons why they teach you that.
an angel girl who’s girlfriend is a demon and at first they don’t want anybody to know but then god is like “my child do not worry about it it’s , as the kids are saying these days, “what ever”’ but satan is like “do I know this girl. let me meet her. is she a bad influence?” “dad she’s an angel” “damn I was really hoping she would be a bad influence”
im fucking crYIN G omfg
I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!
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- <b> </b> Why do I do this to myself? I get my hopes up that for once things will work out for me. You'd think by now I'd have realized that'll never happen. All that work in high school. Valedictorian. Perfect grades. Full DE and AP schedules. All the awards, praise, and for nothing. I can't get anything right.<p><b></b> Probably going to call the admissions office in the afternoon and defer. I really wanted to go to college this year, but it doesn't seem like it'll be possible. I'd say maybe next year but I'm kind of done dreaming and hoping. Just end up feeling horrible when it doesn't work out. I was so happy and excited to finally get away from all of these problems. Looks like I'm still stuck here.<p>
Reblog this if you’ve ever desperately, totally wanted to live in a fictional universe.
I want to know that I’m not alone in this…
Every single day
every second of my waking life and every moment of my dreaming one
The reason I love Sebastian:
"Gotta make tea"
"Gotta pet the cat"
"Gotta dress the Master"
"Gotta kick and punch these guys unconscious"
"Gotta do the laundry fabulously"
"Gotta stab these bastards to death with fork and knives"
"Gotta set the table"
"Gotta fry these motherfuckers with a flamethrower"
"And then I’m gonna cook like I’m on masterchef"
I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense
"Who are they?" "What’s going on?" I DON’T KNOW, I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THE FILM AT THE SAME TIME AS YOU, I DID NOT WRITE THE FUCKING SCRIPT.